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All Grown Up

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Two months ago I made a post about the perils of growing up. Even as I typed about having only 8 weeks left in my program, it seemed like a far off time.

Well the time is now.

I just finished giving my last lesson as a Student Teacher and boy do I ever feel strange now. Already I can feel the terror of adulthood coming my way. I have to start looking for jobs, I have to start thinking about my pension, I have to start thinking about my life in more than one year increments.

But I really don’t want to!!!!!

I know that all of my NipFriends back in Canada still have another week to put off this surreal moment but not us over in China. We got to finish a week early which sounds great, but right now I really would love to have another week to hide my head in the sand for just a little bit longer.

My dad has always said that he will die of Eternal Peter Pan Syndrome, he says that he “may get old but will never grow up”. I guess the older I grow the more I realize that I am like both of my parents (how is that for a scary thought!!!!), and in this case the apple has fallen directly below the tree.

In the last post I said that I should stop counting down the Days until Spiderman 3, I should get rid of my Superhero pillow case and I should stop making Black Eyed Peas references when I’m teaching.

You know what, to hell with all of that!!!! Just because I’m out looking for jobs and pensions and everything else does not mean that I need to stop having fun. I have the rest of my life to grow up, why should I start now? Why should I start ever for that matter.

So it’s decided, I’m putting my adulthood off for an indefinite amount of time. Perhaps the job and pension thing will have to be a little different though….

Until next time,

G

8 Weeks Until Adulthood..

Friday, March 9th, 2007

I am growing up far faster than I am ready to.

I just finished off my placement yesterday, which went really quite well, and now I am going to enjoy a week of hibernation. After that I have three weeks left at Nipissing and then I’m off to go on placement in China for 4 weeks (plus staying for another 4 just for fun), and then well…I’m all done. After my last day teaching in China I have officially completed my Bachelor of Education requirements and then…well, there it is, real life staring me in the face.

I really have no idea what to do next year. I have looked into some International Schools and some LD Schools in the Toronto area. I really have no idea as to where my life will lead me, not much new on that front I suppose.

It scares me to think that I could be starting my career next year. For the past few years I have been saying “I want to be a teacher when I grow up”, and this year I have been saying “I’m trying to be a teacher when I grow up”. But what will I see in 8 weeks when I officially am a teacher? “I’m a teacher now that I’m grown up” sounds far too scary for me.

I guess I am just going through the harsh reality that everyone in their mid-twenties has faced over the ages. I have realized that I am not a kid any more. When I first started teaching I would be confused whenever students called me Mr., but now, I’ve gotten used to it. Man, that makes me feel old. Am I old enough to be a Mr.? Have I actually done enough with my life to earn that amount of respect? I think no, but all of my students and colleagues seem to think yes.

Is it time for me to stop going to camp in the summer? Is it time that I stop saying ‘psghetti? Is it time that I move past my Superman pillow case? Should I not be counting down the days until Spiderman 3? Should I not quote The Black Eyed Peas in a Data Management lesson?

Most adults wouldn’t be doing any of those things, maybe some day I’ll stop going to camp and start saying spaghetti. Just don’t count on me changing my pillow case anytime soon.

Until next time,

G

Welcoming Myself to 2001

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

It’s official, I have officially caught up to trends from 6 years ago. Yesterday, I bought an iPod. My mother gave me some money for Valentine’s Day/going to China (Thanks again Mom, I love you!!!) to spend on either on iPod or a Digital Camera. After a while of weighing the options I decided to go with the iPod since I have really wanted one for a long ass time.

I went with the 30 GB Black version. It’s very sleek, very sexy, and may be my new best friend. Sad? Undoubtedly. A sign of our times? You had best believe it.

I love being able to hold my collection of CD’s and downloaded songs in the palm of my hands. I love that I can find another reason to ignore random people as I walk around. I love that I can show off all of my pictures to whoever I meet. I love the 21st Century!!!!

I had best be off, I’m going to go and find my Space Odyssey.

Until next time,

G

Breathing a Sigh of Relief

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Today was a very big day in the world of Glen. I was being observed. For those of you not in Education, it means that a professor from Nipissing came down to my school, watched me teach a lesson and graded me on it.

This is really important since our success in the program directly relates to the observations made. If we do not pass the observation, we do not pass the program. Also, and more importantly, our teaching reports are things that need to be submitted to potential employers for them to judge us on. Stressful eh?

Another awesome fact about it? This would be my first time teaching this particular class. I had been teaching the Grade 11’s but due to my advisers schedule I had to teach the Grade 12 class. It worked out nicely in the sense that they had just had a test yesterday and were ready to start something new and move on. But I was now nervous for two reason.

Ohh and one more thing. It was on Two-Variable Correlation….exactly.

I spent a long time getting stressed out about this very big day. I spent more time making sure that my teaching binder was in order than I care to divulge. I planned my lesson with NASA like precision and I thought of ways to make it as engaging as possible to a group of 17-18 year olds.

The stars must have been aligned just perfectly today. Somehow, someway, I was on. I have taught, presented, or performed fairly extensively in recent years and there are very rare occasions when things click perfectly. Today was one of those days for me. I don’t know what, I don’t know how, but they just did. I was coming up with examples that I never even considered, I was making jokes that made people other than me laugh (for a change), and most importantly the students were engaged for the time that I was there.

I don’t mean to sound too braggy, like I know that I do, but I am still riding the high from that lesson. It is days like today that remind me why I want to do this with the rest of my life. It was fun, it was exciting and I loved it. I don’t expect every day to be just like this, but days like today make being sworn at well worth it.

I really don’t want to take too much credit as the majority of it goes to the excellent group of Grade 12s that I had. They were really involved with the lesson, they were constantly making relevant jokes and they kept me relaxed through the entire stressful ordeal. I really don’t know how I can possibly thank them for the huge favour that they did for me today.

If any of my NipFriends are out there reading this, I hope that your evaluation went/goes well. I know that you are nervous about it, I know that you are tired of lesson planning, I know that the kids are stressing you out, but most of all, I know that you are doing a great job.

Until next time,

G

Giving it up for Glent

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Hey there Cyberspace, sorry again for the blatant lack of postings. I will once again lay the blame game on my father/step-mother for not having the webernets available at home. And I suppose the fact that my future career rests on the next two weeks or so of my life. Fun times.

This post is a wee bit delayed, but I just wanted to wish all of the Catholics out there a Happy Lent. For the past several years I have given up some of my biggest indulgences. Last year and in 2004 I gave up pop, not an easy thing to do for a Pepsi-addict like myself. In 2003, I gave up swearing, which went well despite everyone I knew at the time trying to make me swear.

This year though, I have decided to give up chips and fries, or chips and crisps for any of my Scottish friends out there. I have realized that I have gained a solid 15 pounds over the past year or so, and while I still feel that I am in an acceptable weight range, I really would like to get back down below 160, where I was for a fairly long time. I feel that doing this, combined with getting back outside to run will help me get back where I want to be.

I hear many of you saying “But Glen, your body is already perfectly sculpted, why not just relax for a bit?”. That may be a great point, but I am a firm believer in self-improvement and the whole point of it is to find ways to be better than yourself. Last year, I was running regularly and eating relatively little in the junk food department. Now, I am a lazy ass student subsisting on junk. Therefore, I gain weight, big shock.

I have recently checked out a BMI Chart, and discovered that at 5′10″ and 170 pounds I am at the very top end of “Normal” weight for my height, bordering on overweight. While last year at 155, I was right in the middle of the ideal, healthy weight for my height. Kind of a shock I know, the thought that I could actually be an overweight vegan.

So the moral of the story is that I want to get back to were I was and feel as healthy as I did before. Also, I love lent, since it is a wonderful opportunity to be stubborn. Something that I am clearly very good at doing. They say that you should stick to what you are good at now don’t they?

Until next time,

G

On the Trail Again

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

Well hey there everyone, just wanted to make a quick shoutout. I’m currently back at my Dad’s on placement and so I probably won’t be on here much over the next few weeks. I will do my part to post when I can but I have a feeling that I will be a busy boy.

I’m going to be teaching two sections of Grade 11 College Math and one section of Grade 12 University Math. Needless to say, I’m feeling a sense of excitement and apprehension. I have not done much math in a long time (first semester of my fourth year…that’s a solid 3+ years ago) and I have been having my doubts as to whether high school math teacher will be a viable career choice for me. I’m rather excited to figure all of this out, and of course, the dreaded observation that I am going to have on February 28th from my Faculty Advisor (dun, dun, dun….)

In a slightly related note, I have realized of late that I want this blog to be kept from my current and future students as much as possible. As a result, I will be going through at some point and removing every reference to my last name. I do not feel that I have much, if anything to hide on here, I would just like to be able to keep a private life that is separate from my professional life. This is why my Facebook badge was removed and I will soon be turning the name of a semi-regular feature here to “Some Insights Into My Twisted Mind” and scanning through a bit more to get rid of the R word. If you are posting on here, please refer to me by my first name or one of the many nick names that I have. But if you are doing it through my Facebook notes, then by all means go to town and call me anything you want.

So I had best take off, I will do my best to update this as often as I can over the next little while, but I of course, can’t make any promises.

Until next time,

G

My Dad Was So Proud

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

So here I am driving on Highway 11 on my return to North Bay, when I look in my rear-view mirror and what should I see but a set of flashing red lights. I look at the road sign that says 90 km/h and then I look down at my speedometer that is clearly lined at 120. I utter a few curse words to myself and then pull over hoping that this car will keep driving. My hope was misplaced. He stepped out the car and I got my licence and registration right away.

The police officer realized that I am a student and knocked it down from the $220 + 4 points to $52.50 + 0 points. How awesome is that?

So for all of the ranting and raving I make about THE MAN, and how I thing that institutions are inherently evil, I was refreshed to have someone come and smack my predispositions right in the face. While I still hate THE MAN, I respect that man. I will gladly write out a check and pay off the very first speeding ticket I have received in my 8 years of driving.

I don’t really have much else to add here, unless anyone out there wants to help donate to me paying this fine. That would be great….

Until next time,

G

Reunions, and Birthdays and Weddings Oh My!!!

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Well hello out there blogosphere. I trust all is well. I’m sorry that I haven’t written in a while, I’ve just been really busy. I swear that I’m still interested though.

So my past week has been one of the busiest weeks oh ever for me. After celebrating Christmas in NS, I got to wake up at 5am on Boxing Day (which by the way is 4am in Onterrible, for those of you who may have issues with your time zones), hoped on a plane and flew to Toronto where my Dad was waiting to pick me up.

So I return home and celebrate Christmas Part II (Titled Electric Boogaloo) with my Dad, my Step-mother, my grandmother, my full sister, her boyfriend, my half-sister, her boyfriend (although they have been together for a solid 12 or so years, so he’s more like my brother-in-law…or is that half-brother-in-law?), my step-brother, his wife (my step-sister-in-law I suppose), two of my step-nephews, and my step-sister-in-law’s father…I don’t know what the hell he is to me. Sounds confusing right? Well to make it even better, there are a series of conflicts that exist between many of the above mentioned people. Me, being me, tends to stay out of it, and I try my hardest to smooth things out with people, even if they may not be my favourite people in the world. They are family after all. But as a result of this, I tend to end up playing a Goodwill Ambassador of sorts within my own family. Which is, of course, always fun.

Anyway after I ate the last bit of Tofurkey (which I was of course mocked and judged for) and the last dirty look was given, Christmas ‘06 was finally over for me and I proceeded to get some much needed sleep.

The very next day, I headed out to Missisauga for a Camp Kodiak Reunion. Now even though I have had 4 Kodi-summers I have never been to a Christmas Reunion, I have always been in the wrong Province and/or Continent every time it has came up. But this time it would be different. I had a super great night and it was really good to see all of my Kodi-Friends. It really made me want to hurry up and get these next six months over with so that I can get to Camp. Well maybe next four months over so I can get to China. And then Camp. Yeah that sounds better.

So after a night of tossing and turning on a couch I wake up on Thursday with a wicked sore throat. This wasn’t good. I suck it up enough to drive back home. The next day and a half for me was a bit of a write-off. I made myself some soup and slept, a lot.

I wake up on Saturday with a wedding to get to in the booming town of New Hamburg (just past Kitchener), so I have a shower, pretty myself up (with pictures to follow of course). But I would also like to add that this day was indeed my 24th Birthday. Now, I should take this chance to thank everyone for sending me an e-mail or writing on my Facebook Wall or any other forms of kind wishes. I do really appreciate. But, since my father does not have Facebook, he did not get a reminder as to the significance of the day. It was not until after my mother called me to wish my a Joyous Day of Birth, that he clued in and wished me a happy birthday.

Anyway, I hoped into my car and took off thinking that the wedding would start at 3 for some unknown reason. Also, I guess the Lord listens to me complain about Global Warming enough that she decided to make it snow on my birthday. So off I go, Westward Bound, driving through my birthday present from Mother Nature. After a while of driving (and when I escape the snow around Oshawa) I decide to look at the invitation again. Well, that sure was smart of me since the wedding starts at 1:30 and not 3. I say to myself “Self, you have to get your ass in gear” and decide that I will be going 140 from here on out.

After passing just about everything on the road, I end up making it to the ceremony with a cool 20 minutes to spare. Anyway, the ceremony was really very well done. Rob and Eileen both looking amazing and I could tell that they were both very happy. Call me sappy, but I have a huge soft spot for romance like that. Especially considering just how awesome these two are, it made it all the better.

By 3, I find my way to the hotel, where I’m sharing a room with two other guys. We have a tone of time to kill before the dinner starts (since Rob and Eileen had to get a zillion pictures taken of them first). What do we decide to do? If you guessed drink and go in the hot tub than you sure are right!!!!

Fast-forward to the dinner at 5:30. The ballroom was really well done up. All of the tables were labelled for places that the two of them had gone in Europe together. I really liked it since I went to a couple of those places with them and I even took one of the pictures that were on their wine bottles. I sat at a table with six people I had never met before. It was really fun, since none of us had an ounce of class, and were all guessing as to which fork we should use and which glasses of wine we should drink from. Best part: I got to trade a cookie for a free drink.

In addition to me obviously being happy for my friends. The night had three major highlights for me:

3) Being wished a happy birthday by Eileen during her speech and being presented with a celebratory plate of Birthday Fruit
2) Having people watch me dance from their tables and laughing. Ohh and people I was dancing with laughing at me too. Good thing I don’t have an ounce of shame or I would have developed a severe complex.
1) Early in the night I was talking to Rob’s mom and one of Rob’s friends. We got talking about how great they were and someone mentioned how strong they were for staying together for a year in Scotland. Rob’s mom chirped in “There was this other couple there that had been together for a long time and they didn’t make it”. To which I got to reply “Yeah that was me”. I wonder how her own foot tasted. (Click here for that whole story)

I ended up staying up until at least 3 and waking up incredibly early the next morning, all to get back at it again for New Year’s…but that’s a whole other story.

Until next time,

G

About Time I Was Given Recognition

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

Well I am sure that you have all heard by now, but I was named Time Person of the Year. I know, I know, I should have posted about this earlier but as you can imagine I have had a very hectic schedule of late. I have barely had a spare moment to blog my little heart out, what with all of the autograph signings and television interviews that come with such a distinct honour.

When I found out that I was named earlier this week, I was genuinely touched. I felt flattered, yet somehow humbled to be joining such great predecessors as Bono, FDR and Stalin. Yet there is one thing about this whole ordeal that I can’t help but feel miffed at. I have to share this honour. If there is one thing that I hate, it is sharing the spotlight. I like things to be all about me, and stupid Time decides that I have to share this award with 6.5 billion jackasses out there. No offense to you of course.

So here I am, having to share something that I have worked so hard for with so many people. I can’t help but feel depressed as a result. Time awarded it to “You” (meaning me) for spearheading this whole Web 2.0 thing that we keep hearing so much about. When it comes to Web 2.0 I really am the perfect person to be honoured. I right this very amazing blog that you read, I am thoroughly addicted to Facebook, I visit YouTube (and now www.alluc.org) all the time, and I believe everything that is said on Wikipedia!!! Who could deserve this honour more than me?

The people who invented all of these great things you say? Well you may have a valid point there, but really, what use is an invention if nobody ever uses it? I mean would we consider Thomas Edison a genius if we all decided to live in the dark? Would people care about Johan Gutenberg if the world had remained illiterate?

My point is that without me the inventors are nobody. Who do people remember more, the cowboys or the people who invented the gun and lasso? Case and point, I am John Wayne and they are merely Samuel Colt, a footnote on the greatness of history.

But alas, politics have once again taken over. Instead of my sheer awesomeness being recognized and there being parades held in my honour, I am forced to accept the compromise of this whole “You” (meaning all of us) thing. I guess I will have to hold my head up high and keep on blogging and YouTubing my heart out.

There is always next year, after all.

Until next time,

G

My Life is Now Over, and I Couldn’t Be Happier

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Today, I did something I swore that I would never, ever do, and I really feel terrible about it. That’s right, I signed up for Facebook. From the second I signed up, I felt so…dirty…on the inside. I could not believe that I joined a trend that I was doing such an excellent job of bucking. But yet, here I am a full fledged Facebook member (by the way, if you are reading this on my Facebook notes, click to see the real deal).

I resisted Facebook vehemently for several months. I claimed that it was too “Big Brother”, I hated the idea of the site knowing so much about me for just about anyone to find out. I hated that it was such a trend. To be honest, I hated just about everything about it.

Keeping with human nature, we hate what we don’t understand the most. I decided that I had finally heard enough of the hype and joined Facebook. After navigating the site for a brief amount of time, I became an instant convert. I simply love how user friendly it is. What I realized even more, was the fact that it is so incredibly popular is the best part about it. Everyone is on Facebook, therefore I can get connected to just about everyone I have ever met!!! After being a member for a solid 7 hours now I already have connected with 85 friends!!!! Including many that I have not spoken to in a very long time (you know who you are). I have joined several groups including the Aidyn Fan Club (Aidyn is the son of one of my Acadia friends, and a super awesome lad), and a couple of Camp Kodiak groups, one of which I was made an Officer for just being me. How hilarious is that?

To help me express just how widespread the popularity of Facebook is, here are some of my cyber-heroes Barats and Bereta talking about how one of them has Facebooked God.

However, I am rather concerned that Facebook will ruin my life. I have spent a long time on that site today, and assume that I will continue to do so. Ahh well, I suppose I never had much of a life to begin with. Hey it looks like someone just poked me…I gotta run.

Remember, Freedom is Slavery and 2 + 2 = 5.

Until next time,

G